Height: 2'9"

Weight: 75 lbs

Origins: Created in a laboratory in . . . erm . . . somewhere, Kan Kong used to be much larger--large enough to level both new York and Tokyo, which was one of his favorite hobbies. Since then, though, he's calmed down and lost some weight. When asked to explain this incredible reduction, he merely shrugs and says "Yogurt."

Quote: "I used to be Catholic but I gave it up for Lent."
 

Height: 5'8"

Weight: Increasing

Origins: Max was born in a small town in northern Michigan, where he learned at an early age not to spit into the wind, especially at sub-zero temperatures. He majored in Elementary Education at Indiana University's Bloomington campus, and graduated Summa Cum Laude in 1974. He went on to teach fifth-grade History in a small northern-Indiana school. Despite his honors and abilities, he despises children, and one day plans to quit and become a beautician.

Quote: "Happiness is like roadkill. It's tender and fuzzy, and if you run over an elf, you can scrape it off your tires."
 

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 155 lbs

Origins: Dan's the so-called "Artist" behind this strip. Born in New Jersey, he moved to Indiana with his mom and sister at the tender age of nine. In the last ten years, he's developed into something of a geek, being able to quote Monty Python, Woody Allen, Dave Barry, Star Trek, and Doctor Who at will. After four years of pure, anadulterated hell interspersed with a few fun moments at high school, he's now attending Ball State University. He realizes that it's a tired and hokey cliché for a cartoonist to "interect" with his characters, but he figures he's not really a cartoonist, so it's ok.

Quote: "You don't have any problems that can't be solved with a little Prozac and a polo mallet."
 

Height:  7'2" (counting the ears)

Weight:  175 lbs

Origins:  A mystery wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in an enigma with a creamy filling.  Little is known about this character who we shall call, for lack of a better term, a super hero.  His costume consists of a tight red bunny suit, a towel/cape, work gloves, a pair of Utility Boxers, and sliver sneakers.

Quote:  "Where bad guys are doing things that are mean, there is Super Captain Spiffy Man!"